scoldylox replied to your photo: This is seriously one of the easiest, most…
Fancy!
I even used Ritz crackers, not store brand!
scoldylox replied to your photo: This is seriously one of the easiest, most…
Fancy!
I even used Ritz crackers, not store brand!
scoldylox replied to your post: There is more than one brown recluse living in my bathroom.
Whut.Yeah, between that and the mildew and both endlessly clogged drains I’m pretty much done. I feel dirtier getting out of the shower than getting into it.
Gather up your favorite belongings and burn down your house. Now.
scoldylox replied to your post: I just really love Futurama.
It’s such a perfect show. And as much as I love The Simpsons, I believe that Futurama is even better.
The writing’s so much tighter - I think the show as a whole is too. I’m so glad us fans were able to bring it back.
scoldylox replied to your photo: These are delicious and I want more.
The coffee ones are good, too.
I very much look forward to trying them. These just really hit the spot.
scoldylox replied to your link: Strong 6.5-magnitude earthquake hits off coast of Papua New Guinea | Herald Sun
Yay! No more student loans! Oh, wait, do I still have to pay back my loans if I don’t get raptured? Maybe I can fake my own ascension to get out of it…
I’ve been in forebearance for years and just literally made my first payment today. Shit.
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Meet Rufus, the newest addition to the Weathers clan. Expect a lot of dog photos from me from now on. The chihuahuas next door only think they’re...
We are at the cemetery again, and it’s a little gross.
I have cold feet. I mean, it’s happening, it’s going to happen, but my feet are cold.
After his...
I am angry at the Civil War monument industry for filling our heads with impossible mustache ideals. Thanks graveyard. Now I have mustache...
still better than all but my 26th bday
We’re going to answer a bunch of questions! Not advice questions, just some of the other questions we get...
I went to see Stoker last night, pretty good film. BUT, the set design was amazing, total house porn!

And look at this amazing reading...