I might just have to consume some Whoppers.
I will say this, though. When my landlord comes into my apartment to see the mold, he is going to be impressed because this shit looks fresh as...
Packing to move really sucks, but so far tonight I’ve found earrings I forgot about, some fancy lipstick I thought I lost, and three lighters!
Oh the irony of having to tighten the little screws in one’s reading glasses
I tried to go to Murray’s Cheese today because I was in the Village and it was closed THANKS A LOT JESUS YOU KEPT ME FROM CHEESE.