I might just have to consume some Whoppers.
I’m trying to say nice things about myself.
I have awesome skin. Really, it’s pretty great.
Sometimes I think I’m funny and then I get rejected and I don’t know why and then I think I am a big, stupid idiot.
- I can hear a cat near me...
He’s snoring. I think its Ollie, but I can’t see him anywhere. I wonder if he’s in the couch?