nickciarelli:

• Childrens puzzle too easy for smart adult like me
• Spray works on bugs but NOT geese
• I have lost all faith in rags
• Jersey comes up TOO SHORT, can’t wear with no pants without exposing myself
• I have disappointed myself again
• Book too heavy, dropped on foot, now very sick
• Edible but NOT EDIBLE ENOUGH
• Cannot inflate without getting aroused
• Helps me sleep like a baby, I don’t like it
• Chair cannot handle my big fat ass
• dog ate earrings DO NOT BUY
• I cannot fit inside this
• memory foam pillow not easy to have sex with
• It fell on me and I can’t get up
• NOT FLAMMABLE ENOUGH
• my son is very afraid of it
• Couldn’t put together, threw at wall, have huge hole in wall
• Didn’t work I am still alive

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