I see ads like this, and I realize that people have always been stupid.
- Childrens puzzle too easy for smart adult like me
- Spray works on bugs but NOT geese
- I have lost all faith in rags
- Jersey comes up TOO SHORT, can’t wear with no pants without exposing myself
- I have disappointed myself again
- Book too heavy, dropped on foot, now very sick
- Edible but NOT EDIBLE ENOUGH
- Cannot inflate without getting aroused
- Helps me sleep like a baby, I don’t like it
- Chair cannot handle my big fat ass
- dog ate earrings DO NOT BUY
- I cannot fit inside this
- memory foam pillow not easy to have sex with
- It fell on me and I can’t get up
- NOT FLAMMABLE ENOUGH
- my son is very afraid of it
- Couldn’t put together, threw at wall, have huge hole in wall
- Didn’t work I am still alive
everyone wants an ipad.
This is the only thing I have been thinking since I saw that IKEA Monkey.
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They were saying “Boo-erns”…to laws against vandalism.
i don’t even think penguins live at the north pole. that’s a long way to walk for a haircut.
Three day weekends should really be five day weekends because who gets any work done when they’re anticipating a three day weekend?
I'm free! 5 days off!
annanasic asked: Hi, Bub! Do you wanna visit Russia?
I do. In fact, that’s where my dude was conceived. I was conceived in space.
I just wrote an email to my boss and was like “this needs something” and thought for a few seconds and then, instead of signing off “thanks” I...