Happy World Penguin Day! Here are a few posts to help you celebrate:
- “Any person who doesn’t like sitting around in a pool/beach for hours and reading a book and getting drunk will absolutely get bored.”
Since I moved out my former roommate has become the biggest twatwaffle on earth. Good god, I can’t believe we used to actually be best friends.
- thesoundofmadness45 asked:Hello, BUB!! I was wondering will/have you ever dressed up as something/someone? I think you would look awesome as Nyan Cat!! Stay awesome, BUB!
Hi it’s me, BUB.
Sorry, I have a strict rule of being naked at all times. Although I did wear a scarf once.
- Hello everybody.
My muscles are sore because I lifted hundreds of pounds of bananas (long story).
A friend of mine called me a neo-Luddite, because...